In recent times I have noticed an alarming number of people (predominantly female,I should add) opting for that most horrific of coiffures, the bowl-cut. And, I fear, not ironically. Back in the day, the ‘bowler’ was produced by penny-pinching mothers and fathers with a flagrant disregard for the mental well-being of their child. Now, it seems, the hair-style is somewhat in vogue. I wondered at first whether it could be connected to the economic crisis but concluded after a good 20 seconds thought that this phenomenon has only manifested itself now with the global economy finally starting to recover. That means that these people are paying (probably a fair sum) to have a hairdresser do what I’d gladly do just for a laugh. No doubt, some fashionista will lambast my lack of acceptance for what is most likely considered haute couture. Alas, I care not!
Simultaneously, I have witnessed a significant offensive from Communist mischief-makers in the form of an array of adhesive calls-to-arms in the fight against the bourgeoisie. Encouragements to rise up against the ruling classes are plastered around the toilets at the university. The clever buggers are no doubt hoping that their strategically placed propaganda will lead to a well-famed ‘toilet epiphany’ for the hapless students who just wanted to do their business before a lecture…
So I ask, is it a coincidence that these phenomena have arisen simultaneously? Based on absolutely no evidence gathered I’m willing to say, “no”. Hows that for investigation work?